Chapter 4: You Can Be Showered by Flowers of Bliss
Hymie Goldberg is drafted to fight in Ronald Reagan’s latest war with Iran. However, he manages to convince the draft board officer that he is half blind and is sent home.
That evening, Hymie goes to the cinema and when the lights come on he notices that a member of the draft board is sitting next to him. Without a moment’s hesitation Hymie taps him on the shoulder and asks, “Excuse me, Madam, is this the train for New Jersey?”
Now look for Saleen. And anybody you find who is not laughing, tickle them. Don’t be shy.