Chapter 21: Little Ernie is Your Brother
Gertie blushes a deep red, but then she finally tells him.
“The truth is, Doctor,” she says, “that I have been doing it doggie style.”
“Well, that is no problem to cure,” says Bones. “Just roll over and do it in the missionary position.”
“I have tried it,” says Gertie, “but each time I do, I get knocked out by the smell of my dog’s breath!”