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Chapter 10: Doubt Is a Sword

You missed it! Perhaps you will get this.

Dino was making pretty good time with Sally, the office steno. She agreed to go away for the weekend, provided he brought a sheath with him.

When they went upstairs to bed he admitted he didn’t know how to wear it, so she rolled it down his thumb to show him. Then they put out the light and really went at it.

In a few minutes Sally said, “I’m really sticky. I think you broke that thing.”

“No, I didn’t,” said Dino, switching on the light. “Here it is, still on my thumb!”

And you ask me, “Is this so? Please be truthful!”

Anand Nandan, even this question is invented by me! What more truth is needed to prove it? You have not asked it, but I have answered it!

Two Jews are walking. Ahead of them they notice Moishe walking like a duck along the footpath.

“I bet you he has hemorrhoids,” says Saul, “that’s why he walks that way!”

“No,” says Mo, “his balls are enlarged, that’s why!”

They catch up with Moishe and tell him of the bet they just made.

“You are walking this way because of bad hemorrhoids, right?” says Saul.

“No,” replies Moishe.

“Aha!” exclaims Mo. “Then it is because of your swollen balls, right?”

Moishe stops and turns towards them. “I am sorry, but both of you lose. You see, I thought it was going to be just a good old fart, but..”

Enough for today.