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Chapter 3: I Teach the Commune

Almasta, none - there are not any - any more!

Seventh:

“How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Almasta, one, but he needs a lot of light bulbs!

Eighth:

“How many neurotics in therapy does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Almasta, one - three hours a week for five years!

Ninth:

“How many psychotherapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Almasta, ask Teertha. Every possibility is that he will encounter you and ask, “When did you start this fantasy?”

Tenth:

“How many philosophers does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

Almasta, this is a question for J. Krishnamurti, not for me. Ask him and he will go into deep meditation and then ask you, “Do you mean, how does a light bulb screw you?”

Enough for today.