Chapter 2: Go to the Very End
Again he said “Excuse me, Ma’am, but may I have this seat please?” And again she ignored him.
For a third time the young American said “Ma’am, would you please remove your dog so that I may sit down?”
And for the third time the snooty matron utterly ignored him, so he opened a window, picked up the dog, hurled it out and then sat down on the empty seat.
There was stunned silence, and then an Englishman sitting opposite said “You know, you Yanks are the strangest people. You drive on the wrong side of the road, you eat with your fork in the wrong hand, and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window.”
Enough for today.