Chapter 4: Learn from the Peacocks
A traveling salesman decided to spend the night in a small town out West. After a few drinks at the hotel bar, he loosened up and began spouting his political opinions.
“I tell you,” he shouted, “President Ford is a horse’s arse!”
At this a six-foot cowboy stalked over to him and said, “Mister, them’s fighting words around here!”
“I’m sorry, sir,” stammered the salesman, “I didn’t realize that this was Ford country.”
“It ain’t,” growled the giant. “This here is horse country.”
Enough for today.