Chapter 6: I Really Mean Business
“Well.” she starts and then hesitates. “Ahem.well.you know.I met this nice young priest and.he was so nice that.well, I couldn’t resist, so I gave him my pussy!”
“Okay,” says Saint Peter to the last one, “you can come in. But you two, I’m sorry, you’re not allowed!”
The two nuns, very offended, ask, “Why?” and Saint Peter answers, “Heaven is not a piss house!”
Enough for today.