Chapter 30: Avoid the Priests
Will you give me a few more laws to come out of my confusion?
Devageet: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Moscow is the city where, if Marilyn Monroe should walk down the street with nothing on but shoes, people would stare at her feet first.
When people agree with you, you must be wrong.
Women’s minds are cleaner than men’s; they change them more often.
After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women. Before that age he had feelings.
I have told Devageet, “You must cut your sex life to half.” He inquired of me: “Which half? Thinking about it or talking about it?”
The human race never solves any of its problems - it only outlives them.
Assumption is the mother of all screwups.
What you resist, you become.
No matter how many excellent decisions you make in a working day, people will only remember the single bad one.
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires so much attention.
You can always find what you are not looking for.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired.
Don’t ever prophesy, for if you prophesy wrong nobody will forget it, and if you prophesy right nobody will remember it.
One can survive everything nowadays except death.