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Chapter 7: Intelligence: Discovery of Your Innermost Nature

One, but he takes a million years to decide which arm to use.

Seventh: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Six. One to screw it in and five to agree how easy it is without men.

Eighth: How many homosexuals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and the other to see that he doesn’t get too friendly with it.

Ninth: How many popes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Screwing is a sin.

Tenth: How many Protestant ministers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to say, “And God said, ‘Let there be light!’”

And the last: How many Adams does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but God has to tell him not to screw it in.

Enough for today.