Herbie follows the advice, but has no luck. The next evening in the bar he complains to Bernie, “Ah eh,” says Bernie, “I saw you on the beach. The haircut looks great and you bought a fantastic looking swimsuit, but the next time, try putting the socks in front!”
Just a little awareness about what you are doing…
Ruthie Finkelstein goes to buy shoes, wearing a miniskirt with no underwear underneath. The shoe salesman is overcome by the sight and says to her, “I would like to fill your pussy with ice cream and eat it all out!”
“That is the most disgusting thing anyone has ever said to me,” she cried. “I am going to tell my husband and he is going to beat you up!”
Ruthie stomps home and tells her husband Moishe, who happened to be reading his newspaper.
“Honey,” he says, “I am not going to fight with that man for three reasons. First, you have a whole closet full of shoes and we really can’t afford any more. Second, you were provoking the man by not wearing any underwear. And third, I don’t want to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!”