Nobody dares to answer. Hitler raises his arm, and the first row of soldiers is shot dead.

“Who sneezed?” Hitler shrieks again.

There is no reply, so Hitler raises his arm and the next row of soldiers is shot dead.

“I will ask you one more time,” says Hitler. “Who sneezed?”

A man in the back row timidly raises his hand.

“It was me,” says the soldier.

“A-ha!” says Hitler, “Gesundheit!”

…Can I have a little exercise? because I don’t have any other time to do the exercise.

(The master slowly moves his head all the way round the semicircle of delighted sannyasins in front of him.)

Luigi comes home after eighteen months abroad and is amazed to find his wife, Carlotta, has a three-week-old baby.

Carlotta explains that she dreamt she had sex with him and she got pregnant.

Luigi sues for a divorce, and in court, the judge is astounded by Carlotta’s story. The judge stands up and asks the audience if they ever had intercourse with a ghost.

In the back of the courtroom, Luigi’s grandfather raises his hand, and the judge calls him up to testify.

“Now-a,” says the judge, “you say-a you had-a intercourse with a ghost?”

“Ah, scusa,” says the old Italian, “I thought-a you say-a goat!”

Before another exercise…Nobody is willing for a small exercise…. Anubuddha, this is not good.

One bright Sunday in the morning after church, Mother Superior takes the nuns out for a bicycle ride.

But before long, most of the nuns are squealing and giggling and fooling around.

“All right, girls,” shouts Mother Superior, “if you don’t calm down and behave yourselves, I am going to make you put the bicycles seats back on!”

Just the last…

Gertie Kowalski goes to visit Dr. Bones with cuts and scratches on her knees.

“How did this happen?” asks Bones.