“How was your holiday in-a Miami Beach?” he asks.
“Mama mia,” replies Alfredo. “It was-a terrible. I go-a to Miami and check into-a bigg-a hotel. In-a the morning I go down to eat-a breakfast. I tell-a the waitress, ‘I wanna two pissis-a toast.’ She bring only one piss. I tell-a her, ‘I want two piss.’ She say, ‘Go to the toilet.’
“I say, ‘You no understand, I wanna two piss on-a the plate.’
“She say, ‘You better no piss on da plate, you sonna va bitch.’ I don’t even know the lady and she call me sonna va bitch!
“Later I go eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tell-a her, ‘I wanna fock.’ She tell me, ‘Everyone wanna fuck.’
“I tell her, ‘You no understand. I wanna fock on-a da table.’
“She say, ‘You better not fuck on-a table, you sonna va bitch.’
“So I go back to my room in-a hotel and there is no shits on-a my bed. I call the manager and tell-a him, ‘I wanna shit.’ He tell me to go to the toilet. I say, ‘You not understand. I wanna shit on my bed.’
“He say, ‘You better not shit on-a bed, you sonna va bitch.’
“I go to the check-out desk and the man at the desk say, ‘Happy Holidays, Peace to you.’
“I say, ‘Piss on you too, you sonna va bitch, I gonna go back to Italy.’”
Just tell Chintan: Avoid Italy and go anywhere else.
You say everybody is beautiful. Can you talk about the beauty of Ronald Reagan?
Everybody is certainly beautiful. When I say this, I mean potentially, I do not mean actually. If actually everybody was beautiful, this world would have been a paradise.
Potentially everybody is beautiful – yes, even Ronald Reagan. But the actuality is what matters. Actually, he is the ugliest man today, Adolf Hitler number one. Kaddafi has called him “Adolf Hitler number two.” I made a statement that Kaddafi should correct his statement. He is not Adolf Hitler number two, he is Adolf Hitler number one. The real, poor Adolf Hitler, has become number two.
Adolf Hitler had very little power. Ronald Reagan has millions of times more power, and he is as fascist and as fanatical as any Adolf Hitler. This is the actuality.