Who is this ghostwriter who is making the golden rules?
As far as I am concerned there is only one golden rule, that there are no golden rules. What are known as golden rules are only gold-plated. These so-called golden rules are obviously made by people who have gold. You can see that these rules are not golden but only gold-plated…
Women have a much better time than men in this world; there are far more things forbidden to them.
Many a romance begins when a girl sinks into his arms – and ends up with her arms in his sink.
Bachelor: A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
Milligan’s Law of Home Economics: Two can live as cheaply as one, for about half as long.
You’ve heard of the three ages of woman: youth, middle age and, “You are looking wonderful.”
Golding’s Law of Typecasting: The world is divided into two types of people, those who divide the world into two types of people, and those who don’t.
The meek shall inherit the earth, but not its mineral rights.
Women are entirely to blame for men’s lies; they keep insisting on asking the most awkward questions.
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
Klein’s Law of Possibilities: Nothing is impossible for people who don’t have to do it themselves.
In this world there are only two tragedies: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Middle age: Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative.