To make her whole body orgasmic is the function of the foreplay. But man is always in a hurry. What is the point of wasting twenty or thirty minutes, when the work can be done efficiently in three minutes? And many women have reported to me that when their beloved or husband is finished, they have not even started. And once he is finished he turns, forgets the woman – he has used her. His purpose is fulfilled: he falls asleep.
In fact, for most men, sex is nothing but a sleeping pill. Released of the burden, he immediately starts snoring. And many women, intelligent and courageous, have told me that while he is snoring, they are crying. Their tears are flowing – of pain, insult, humiliation. They have been reduced into things.
This kind of lovemaking is not between two human beings. In fact, man simply needs plastic women which he can keep in his pocket and, whenever he wants, he can pump the air in and the woman is ready. It will be more sensible.
I have heard… Two men were going to do some work in Alaska, close to the North Pole. They were purchasing necessary things, because they were supposed to be there for at least two years. And the shop owner said, “I have no right to say anything, but I have seen many people going for work and they always get into one difficulty: How are you going to live for two years without any women?”
They said, “We never thought about it.”
The shop owner said, “I have a solution for the problem.” And he brought out a small packet in which a plastic woman was kept, folded. And he told them, “You can, just with your mouth, fill the woman with air or you can take this small pump – just the way you pump air into your bicycle tires, tubes, footballs – and fill it. And this is a rare kind of woman: no nagging, no trouble, no expenses, no food. You can just carry the packet in your pocket so whenever you feel the need, just pump the air in and the woman comes alive. And you may not have seen such a beautiful body.”
Obviously, when it is manufactured by man, it cannot become fat, it cannot become thin, it cannot have diseases, it cannot die. Plastic is the only immortal thing that man has created. So without any problems… And she never says, “Not today, I am having such a headache – not today.” And I know all those women who are saying, “I am tired and I have a headache,” are simply avoiding the ugly situation of being used as sexual objects. There is no insult greater than that. But this woman never complains, never says, “Not today. I am tired and I have a headache.” She is always available.
One man said, “This is all stupid. I don’t want to get into this nonsense. If people hear that I am carrying a plastic woman with me, they will laugh at me.”
But the other said, “I see the sense and the logic of it. I am going to purchase it.”
He purchased the woman. They were great friends, but whenever there is a triangle, there is trouble. Even a plastic woman becomes a triangle, because the man who was the owner of the woman made it clear to his friend: “Remember, I will not tolerate any interference in my private life.”
“What private life?”